It's sad that there's people like Wim Hof who give the practice of cold water swimming (or just showering is good enough) a bad name. There indeed are _minor_ health benefits, mainly cause your body goes 'Oh shit, I'm cold, I better start pumping blood'. But none of this magical "alchemist of life" bullshit.

7 degrees Celsius? thats some baby temperatures.

If i didnt have a sense of morality, i feel like i would be the richest mf on my area by taking advantage of peoples insecurities and beliefs. So many people out there are getting money out of this. Whos the idiot in this? The one selling this gunk or the ones who are actually buying those products or services? Cause the person can say whatever they want but if theirs people actually paying for what their offering, then i cant really blame them for selling it. Making easy money really.

Where has jontron been

So is this The Goop Lab: Jontron edition or is this Jontron: The Goop Lab edition.

JON IS THE SPIRIT OF THE MUSHROOM

Goop's insane but the icemans's legit, even if he says some silly shit sometimes

That light source bit perfectly describes what mushrooms feel like lmao

23:47 is good

I’m ripping skin off my foot :))))))))

Goop happens.

This legendary man is true comedy.

40 degree water is fucking cold as shit. Once my pool was 56 degrees and that was fucking cold. I had to pump hot water into it to make it bearable. 40 is unbelievable

lets just think about gwyneth paltrow making a whole show just to do drugs like bruh

G E K O L O N I S E E R D

Are they gonna show... THE VULVA!?

dude i would love a John Tron original series, not on Netflix tho

7:19 "you can scream" *loud medical german noises "you can grab the scimitar, gore your neighbor David" *loud sneaky french noises

ive only just realised that at 5:45 he just says 'give me your money' im a twat

"i was reading the wrong person" ah i see the psychic uses the wonderful and complicated method known as "blatantly lying" it may be hard to learn, but anyone can use it with enough practice.

MEXICO BURRITO SHREK

16:43

I ate mushrooms once. It was in the jungles of Nam. My sgt had just been gunned down and we were deep in a fire fight. My friend handed me some mushrooms. I didn't know about them, figured it was some local shit. He said it'd make everything easier. So I took them. My mind went dizzy, everything looked off. I could hear my sgt talking... Turns out I'm allergic to mushrooms. I died in some swamp, in a place you couldn't pronounce. Let alone point out on a map. But, my friend survived. He used some dark magic he got from a local shaman. He summoned me... Now I'm stuck between heaven and hell... I just don't know which one life is. My existence is endless suffering, only able to communicate with vegan weirdos in jungles. I am... The spirit of the mushroom.

I mean, I had E. coli for a month and a half without medicine because the doctors didn’t know exactly what was wrong. I was so sick I could hardly move. I literally wrote a will in case I died because I was in tremendous amounts of pain and lost 11 pounds in that short span of time. I had a 102°F fever for four days as well. So yeah, mind over matter. 🤨

Vatever zis boy said, yes. I AM KOLD MAN, I MENTION ZIS? I HANJOY DI EISKALT WASSER!

"Where's Sasha" That one didn't age quite so well

25:13 just love seeing jon just lose his shit at this point

I can't stand these types of people. The point of a spiritual awakening is that you achieve it completely sober, which is where the term high on life comes from. It's about realizing your true self, without any outside influence, letting go of any earthly tethers. That includes drugs. You're not spiritual when you use drugs to induce an awakening, you're just high.

that lady is crying cause she cant believe how bad she lying for her con artist bs medium covering up for her blatant failure on her cold reading

"We can scream, we can cry, we can pound the ground, but we don't get sexual!" The way he said that line. I've never wanted to see someone in pain more than now.

Oh shit, video turns 1 year old today

4:57 The art piece is titled "Taint Muhgooch"

Just realized it's been exactly one year lol

huh, watching this exactly a year later

DO A REVIEW ON THE LES MIS MOVIE

how is it the one year anniversary of this video already

Wim Hof is legit tho. He just speaks poor english and it makes for whacky soundbytes.

How were those push-ups?

🚬🤣🤣🤣🤣

This video just turned 1 year old today

The amount of times I had to pause this fuckin' video... Ofc none of these times were 'cause of the JonTron bits.

OOOOOHH It's not new, it's just a year later

Elise is super cute.

They should've called the show "GOOP Troop"

Art school: *has low acceptance rates* Hitler: 25:25

I like how he use the medic and spy’s screaming

I can't stand gwyneth paltrow and her goop goons but honestly you can fuck off making fun of people going through intense psychedelic sessions. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about, how about try a heroic dose of psilocybin and then tell me how much compassion you have for these people pouring themselves out

I'm like a year late so I don't know why I'm commenting this, but MAPS (the nonprofit that studies psychedelics in the video) is actually a good and legitimate nonprofit with some very convincing research on therapy sessions while high on MDMA (aka Molly, Ecstasy, ect.). In veterans with ptsd who received two MDMA therapy sessions, the ptsd symptoms were reduced to the point where they do not fit the diagnosis anymore in 67% of the participants

this hurts

wOoOoOoW, hOw'D yOu dO iT dOc?

Isn't that beutiful omg that killed me

Pink amogus

How does doing 20 push-ups on your knees qualify as being strong? :D

The man ate raw unheated beans for the bit

13:20 the Elise Loehnen person shows up again and her anger and sublimated rage are completely evident. What strange persons these are

We would not have those mushrooms in china

This vid tomorrow is a year old

7:52 almost went full Seth Rogan there😂

gwyneth paltrow was on her knees for the push up that was weak ngl

I miss Jon!

I think she sees Tijuana Zonkey. 🦓

3.6 thousand Goop lab fans disliked this video. mad cause their beliefs have been challenged, and they cant face reality.

Morbid curiosity led me to watch the grangina scene... don't repeat my mistake.

25:10 the part you're probably here for.

jon killed medic and spy as an exuse for them to do anything but fuck

Jon go get those furry inerds skull thing there worth more then gold

that woman gave up after 10 KNEE PUSHUPS.

That was a nice cold reading

Gwenyth was doing modified knee pushups have you ever done a modified push-up it’s easier than getting up in the morning, and I don’t care that women are factually weaker than me it is not that big of a difference that their exercise should require one tenth of the effort, women are not weak Gwenyth might be weak due to the weird stuff in her body, but I will be impressed when she does a real push-up.

3:25 i was expecting "is there anybody in there?" after that. ive listened to that song too much

7:19 I'd know that scream anywhere. ...schweinhund Edit: 2:25 MON DIEU!!!

Yo I caught my mum watching this

Caveman make better show than this

AAAAAUUUUUGH FUCKKKKKK 😩

“Health span planning, this one at least looks like it could be related to health” *advertisement comes on* “They found 3 bodies buried under the house” Never in my life, has a video lined up with an advertisement in such a comedic way before

Everybody is crazy here. Wim Hof is legit though. On the show they made him sound crazier than he actually is.

18:24

I can't even look at Gwyneth Paltrow anymore because of this GOOP crap. I'm so so tired of hearing life and health advice from someone who has a personal trainer, a diet expert, unlimited access to gyms, healthcare, and any food they want so that they can shill $50 out of people desperate for an answer.

What... what happened in step 3?

One bad goop and she do what I yoinkey.

7 degrees Celsius is basically what summer is like here in england. the water doesnt add anything because its always raining

Lol found my new core source of entertainment

Hey! The "you fuckers. . . I will rain hellfire upon you" meme is from this JonTron video!

18:09 is such phenomenal parody.

Maybe we as a species deserve extinction

This is probably the funniest non stop Laughing shit I’ve watched in a long time. You beautiful man Jon tron you did it

goop: dont smoke, diet, get sleep also them: literally smokes mushrooms 20 minutes earlier

I think Kevin was traveling through Time 36 or 39 something gap between that time

7:50

6:05 6:09 🤣😂🤣😂😂🥲🥲🥲

Legend says she’s still pulling out needles to this day 4:15

the cold guy is right tho

I love the lion King reference from the man who clearly voiced timone.

I'm a huge advocate for psychedelic medicine/recreation, and this sort of thing chaps my ass. Tripping in front of a camera for work guarantees that the experience is more demonstrative than personal/spiritual. No time for introspection when you gotta make your segment sizzle for Gwen.

Gwyneth paltrow. Doesn't know what trajectory is. Knows yiddish though.

Gwyneth paltrow is the scariest looking Jewish woman masquerading as a blonde white woman, I've ever seen. She looks high a s fuck Everytime she steps outside.

18:08 is amazingly accurate to what she was thinking.

What idiots lol

I swim in 10°c water every day, its not that bad

That may be the gayest shroom experience ive ever seen