Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop - JonTron

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Crew:
Director, Writer, Editor - Jon Jafari
Director of Photography/Line Producer - Sergio Emilio Torres
Gaffer- Michael Shayne
Editor -Andrew Reynoso
Production Designer - Lynell Vinuya
Makeup/Special Effects - Melanie Licata
Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Charlotte Claw - Herself
Sergio Torres - Himself
Mike Shayne - Himself
PSYCHIC Vampire - Shayna Conde
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Коментара
river the cat Snyder
river the cat Snyder Пре 3 сата
I like how he ignores the bullet proof air machine
Shashank C.
Shashank C. Пре 7 сати
Ingredients sound like they are directly picked from skyrim. This is some Skyrim shit going on.
Macques is Bacques
Macques is Bacques Пре 13 сати
"Don't curse... Gwyneth..." (train noises) "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" "Don't curse Gwyneth." that killed me
ShadowOkamiTime Spycookie
ShadowOkamiTime Spycookie Пре 15 сати
10:33 Literally the best part of the video
Chainsaw Lizard
Chainsaw Lizard Пре 17 сати
she looked older after putting on goopglow than she did before either that or she rubbed off all of her makeup keeping her 800 year old vampire skin from showing when she wiped the goopglow off
Cooper Huntsman
Cooper Huntsman Пре 21 сат
Cult cult cult cult
TheSpediestSpedster
TheSpediestSpedster Пре дан
3:56 Is it weird that I promptly went and slapped my phone, then proceeded to ask “Did it work?”?
Omar Reyes
Omar Reyes Пре дан
a country where an actress can make a multi-million dollar "natural health" company with no scientific basis... yeah with that background is no surprise a sexual offender con-artist with no political background can become president.
Dragonex
Dragonex Пре дан
holy shit, as soon as you said "there's a new entrepreneur in town" i got an ad about entrepreneurship
Tunkkis
Tunkkis Пре дан
I think a "food editor" is someone who writes editorials on food.
Jack Vlogz
Jack Vlogz Пре дан
3:28 Nobody. Not a single soul. Jon: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Zandergod Aj
Zandergod Aj Пре 2 дана
I looked it up and food editors actually make money 🤣
nontoxic fries
nontoxic fries Пре 2 дана
everything in this universe is a hazard and can get u killed even ourselves EX: to much oxygen, to little sunlight, and cacti
Kenny Gorehound
Kenny Gorehound Пре 2 дана
The fireman is gonna goop to your rescue.
Mr Fantastic
Mr Fantastic Пре 2 дана
Children 2:39
Richie Scassellati
Richie Scassellati Пре 2 дана
Makes you wish that Gwyneth Paltrow was in Vanilla Ice's "Cool as Ice."
Pedro Fellipe
Pedro Fellipe Пре 3 дана
When did Pepper Pots become White Diamond
James Bechtel
James Bechtel Пре 3 дана
The deep core is located in the center of the galaxy and is notoriously dangerous to travel. Its peripheral to the core, and is home to important worlds like Typhon the ancestral homeworld of the Jedi oder.
Captain Zoltan77
Captain Zoltan77 Пре 3 дана
when you get caught saying the n word: 2:40
chaotic nobody
chaotic nobody Пре 3 дана
did he actually bye that theragun
Rafi Rizqullah
Rafi Rizqullah Пре 2 дана
Yep
MrZerothejedi
MrZerothejedi Пре 3 дана
"Hey I'm Doctor Jason!" *dude looks like he spends more time at the gym than in the office* Suuuure you are...
Komi-San Must be Protected
Komi-San Must be Protected Пре 3 дана
Can we make a law where a person who makes this kind of stuff has to use it on themselves and show physical results before they can sell it? “Oh you think bathing in $500 soup can cure warts?, then get in the tub sweet heart!”
Dick Butters
Dick Butters Пре 3 дана
You did that experiment all wrong, you corrupted the data and just all around fucked it up- great job-
Thatbendyfan _
Thatbendyfan _ Пре 3 дана
When he pops the body sphere, his reaction isn’t just because he’s heavy enough to do so, but because he probably spent $200 on it
Royen Jordy
Royen Jordy Пре 3 дана
This man deserves more attention , he is so funny🤣
Manny Moreno
Manny Moreno Пре 3 дана
So if they if are vegan ( I dunno if they are vegan) what do they think about breast feeding since it’s from a animal (that’s us were the animal)
cindy wisler
cindy wisler Пре 3 дана
up his ass and he is calm lol
Kzglc gaming
Kzglc gaming Пре 3 дана
I hope he finds that one weird vaginal egg
Violet Moon
Violet Moon Пре 3 дана
Wow she really sounds so narsisistic 😅
Motorboi 69
Motorboi 69 Пре 4 дана
She’s not even that good looking
Wade DeVinney
Wade DeVinney Пре 4 дана
5:55 Charlotte is Jon's wife, so now I'm scared that he's gonna wake up one day down 325 dollars and with a home Goop diagnostics test on his shelf Edit: Timestamp
Ik Ben Er Pik.
Ik Ben Er Pik. Пре 4 дана
I am so happy that Kevin Spacey beheaded her in "Seven".
FakedBee314
FakedBee314 Пре 4 дана
I laughed so hard I cried at 9:00. That shit made my day, thank you JonTron
Dan Bullen
Dan Bullen Пре 4 дана
Fair play Jon your a legend mate
Ry Mo
Ry Mo Пре 4 дана
I looked it up A food editor is a person that writes about food
Max Condra
Max Condra Пре 4 дана
Tigers are only bad for you if they attack you
Luis Sainz
Luis Sainz Пре 4 дана
this is what david firth was trying to warn us about when he made cream
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ً Пре 4 дана
2:39 it says children
Michael
Michael Пре 4 дана
Sounds about white...
AliG6252010
AliG6252010 Пре 4 дана
I forgot just how unbelievably funny this was
Nightmode
Nightmode Пре 5 дана
Not gonna lie, the water bottles with that giant crystal inside look pretty epic
Mateo Martínez Parente Pérez
Mateo Martínez Parente Pérez Пре 5 дана
I love that the "very sick" girls are snorting BULLETPROOF OXIGEN
Erick Watson
Erick Watson Пре 5 дана
Jon: the theragun is $600? Also jon: Buys threagun
no robot
no robot Пре 5 дана
my mom would buy this shit lol
Thomas Hackett
Thomas Hackett Пре 5 дана
How much for the snake oil
livid sphincter
livid sphincter Пре 5 дана
Wait just one god damned minute.... Is that linkara in the cristal ball?
Dominic Jackson
Dominic Jackson Пре 5 дана
0:57 fuckin' goopies. what a name.
Discount_Doom_Slayer
Discount_Doom_Slayer Пре 6 дана
3:09 This broad got eyebrows more transparent than ssj3 Goku.
Applepoisoneer
Applepoisoneer Пре 6 дана
While I do think there is merit in herbal remodies, and that stones have their own energy, I agree that goop is an absolute scam! Most of these things are not expensive to produce, or at least, not enough to warrent taking out a second mortgage o in order to purchase them. I don't think Paltrow knows her ass from a hole in the ground. And it's bullshit like this that really turns people off before they give herbs or stones a fair shake. Obviously this isn't me suggesting you should substitute cancer treatments for mugwart tea. But what I AM saying is, using the two in combination, with the tea as a relief aid, is perfectly reasonable. I don't think it has to be one or the other. But Gwenyth Paltrow can eat that solid gold dildo she's trying to sell.
Fen Wolf
Fen Wolf Пре 6 дана
Shut up white Supremacist
Akram Safirul
Akram Safirul Пре 6 дана
Dr. Jonathan Tronley Medical Menagerie should be a real thing
Erik Georgsson
Erik Georgsson Пре 6 дана
2:47 imagine the conversation Jon had to have to get that poster and frame.
DrunkCat335
DrunkCat335 Пре 6 дана
14:14 BRO I LOVE HOW JONTRON HAS THE BALLS TO DO THIS IN PUBLIC
Dhawkeye _22
Dhawkeye _22 Пре 6 дана
Nintendoo
Lucid Dreaming
Lucid Dreaming Пре 6 дана
anyone who says apple pie is an american thing is lying! it was invented in england in 1381! spread the knowledge!
Lynn Ford
Lynn Ford Пре 6 дана
Jon: Don't curse Also Jon: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Christopher Vaca
Christopher Vaca Пре 6 дана
Theragun is real it's just over priced. There are more reasonably priced available elsewhere.
SAMANTHA DEREGO
SAMANTHA DEREGO Пре 7 дана
why did he get all of these thing is my question
103683e
103683e Пре 7 дана
12:58 WHAT THE HELL IS BULLETPROOF OXYGEN ?
Sqysh
Sqysh Пре 7 дана
15:14 Uneducatd white soccer mum's who buy essential oils visibly annoyed at what he's doing
W.D Gaster
W.D Gaster Пре 7 дана
Wait are we going to ignore a mushroom tea made with cordyceps you know one of the most dangerous parasitic fungi
Sqysh
Sqysh Пре 7 дана
0:06 Those two were the same weren't they? They were both vampires, that were psychic If there was a real distinction it'd be one would vamp off someone's future or thoughts or energy And the other would be a fortune teller who happens to be a vampire Both of those were people who happened to be vampires and happened to be psychic This has always bugged me send help
two sided
two sided Пре 7 дана
"i dont think theres anything natural thats bad for you" anthrax asbestos ricin landslides mosquitos tsunamis formaldehyde arsenic sharks volcanos HIV carbon monoxide whirlpools ashes influenza hurricanes uranium children spiders oxygen ebola magma tigers earthquakes radon platypus carbon dioxide lightning bears tuberculosis salt lead crocodiles chlorine. idk jon some of those seem inportant
PVTbowlingball
PVTbowlingball Пре 7 дана
12:40 Uhhh, did that machine just say “bulletproof oxygen?”
CaptinHavoc1
CaptinHavoc1 Пре 7 дана
1:40 Jon Microsoft has two O's
Carter McGrath
Carter McGrath Пре 7 дана
So she is just a famous plague doctor and gets away with it
dildonius
dildonius Пре 8 дана
I'm sorry, I know I have ABSOLUTELY *NO* proofies too back this claim up....but them girls what wears them nosetubings at roughly 12:50 are posolutely, absitively, 110% FULL OF SHIT. They ain't got NO chronic sickies whatsoever. Gwyneth planted them there and told them to pretend to have a chronic, debilitating illness because she knew the Vice Squad was rolling through that day and wanted to make her goopy scam that's quickly turning into a cult without her seeming to realize it** seem as legitimate as a thing as blatantly ill-gotten as *goop* can possibly come off. Except she's also a dumbfuck richie and didn't know wtf she was doing so she forgot the part where you tell them what they should pretend to have. They look like they're pretending to have cystic fibrosis because they saw the viral videos of Claire Wineland, the absolute LEGEND - a teenage girl fighting for her life against cystic fibrosis every single day, who STILL found time to be a HUGELY inspirational activist for the disabled, for healthcare accessibility, for cystic fibrosis research (sadly died of a stroke on September 02, 2018 at age 21, one week after undergoing successful lung transplant surgery, but shed long since come to grips with the objective fact that she was literally potentially going to drop dead literally any second YEARS prior and refused to let that control or define her, RIP) - but they forgot what her illness actually was, so they panicked and muttered some bullshit about having """rare illnesses""" (as in plural). Like, it's so obvious that they're bullshitting and there's no real reason for it other than they were planted there by *g o o p* in order to make them look legit. Y'know, ol' gals just got a few of them vague, nonspecific, and highly rare illnesses. Illnesses from, uh.....fr-from-m...uh, Canada! Yeah, Canada. So you probably haven't heard of them. Anyway, fun chatting! Bye! 🏃🏻‍♀️💨 🏃🏼‍♀️💨 [They left their oxygen tanks behind...and their wheelchairs] (**like str8-up, one day after like 2021, 2022, Goopy Gwyneth is gonna be sitting on her throne of goop, watching as her loyal followed goopify a traitorous soul who tried to leave the warm, slimy embrace of Gwynnie's Goopy Cooter, and it's just suddenly gonna hit her all at once like "Oh shit...😳...I accidentally became a Cult Leaderess...G'OOPSIES! 😳🤷🏼‍♀️" [laugh track somehow plays over reality] and she'll realize by then it is WAY too late to back out. And from there it may get a wee bit...goopy.)
CommentPoster10
CommentPoster10 Пре 8 дана
Gwyneth Paltrow is Joe Rogan for women
Korwynze
Korwynze Пре 8 дана
how does jon have the general energy to just go out in public and do a snake oil bit in front of a shit ton of people
Rodney Cobble
Rodney Cobble Пре 8 дана
I think food editor means person who serves as an editor to the food portion of goops literature
Tamed
Tamed Пре 8 дана
Favorite part of this vid is the fact that Microsoft already has 2 o's in its name
C4MG1RL _
C4MG1RL _ Пре 8 дана
Psychic Vampire Repellant: Repels vampires with psychic powers Psychic Vampire Repellant: Repels psychics that are also vampires Psychic Vampire Repellant: The repellant is what's psychic to keep away vampires.
Jack Arnold
Jack Arnold Пре 8 дана
This is by far some of the best content I have ever consumed 🙂:)
SkittleXero
SkittleXero Пре 8 дана
"Use this ball to break up the congestion in your core..." Oooooorr you can just drink coffee. She should drink some since she's so full of shit.
Noah Duncan
Noah Duncan Пре 9 дана
This is how much that light cost
Indra Van der Schoot
Indra Van der Schoot Пре 9 дана
Now Iron man suckss even more
Solari Suna
Solari Suna Пре 9 дана
I just love the fact that jon dressed up like a 1900's vender in front of a goop store. I jus want to know what the on lookers were thinking
Wumpus
Wumpus Пре 9 дана
Why is nobody talking about the fact that 1: Jon spent $600 on the Theragun, and 2: he had a bunch of custom sprites made for a Doom parody.
vcom741
vcom741 Пре 9 дана
1:43 It's amazing how no one noticed until today that Microsoft HAS 2 os XD
ShowMation
ShowMation Пре 9 дана
reishi mushroom is just a immune system booster if its boiled in water that I could find in my back yard... lol she's a snake oil salesman that somehow hasn't been shut down.
Genrija
Genrija Пре 10 дана
I've watching this video at least 25 times already. Still enjoy rewatching Jontron.
beastking46
beastking46 Пре 10 дана
How much money did you guys spend on this ?
30noir
30noir Пре 10 дана
'I don't think anything that is natural can be bad for you' why don't you prove it by taking a massive snort of Aflatoxin b1, Gwyneth? It's NATURALLY produced by fungi.
Gizmo Atlas
Gizmo Atlas Пре 10 дана
I gotta say, I admire your fearlessness
Ben Schutt
Ben Schutt Пре 10 дана
So I know this will get lost but I need answers: is that music from skyrim playing in the background during the quote reading or am I going insane?
Zee Dause
Zee Dause Пре 10 дана
hold on, we're skimming over 12:43? what the hell is bulletproof oxygen? should that be in your system? why arent the army using this? surely if we could have this in your genetics you could make the invincible super soldier! what is Gwyneth hiding?
Zee Dause
Zee Dause Пре 10 дана
10:34 does not sound like a bit. He really genuinely fucked up a stage light, they cost around 750 bucks.
Hayden Avellona
Hayden Avellona Пре 10 дана
Microsooft has 3 o’s... So it musn’t be popular.
Turner Determan
Turner Determan Пре 10 дана
yo guys the train heard their mating call 3:28
Artichoke Axolotl
Artichoke Axolotl Пре 10 дана
List of things bad for you:normal stuff And children.
Adamral BOSS
Adamral BOSS Пре 11 дана
Iv watched this twice now and I just realized that the train part was improvised. Well done
Devimon
Devimon Пре 11 дана
or you could just buy a hitachi wand instead of theragun and save over 400 dollars.
DarkDepression
DarkDepression Пре 11 дана
A food editor is a person who makes the thumbnail for a food. That's why whenever you buy a McDonald's burger you see on an add it's a lot more depressing than it was on advertisement. So basically lying to your face with a fake burger LOL!
Peter Krupa
Peter Krupa Пре 11 дана
10:56 it looks like mouse trap
Axelrod 819
Axelrod 819 Пре 11 дана
Nobody gonna talk about the fact that Microsoft has 2 o’s just not put together
Ryan Lesner
Ryan Lesner Пре 11 дана
T-Series sucks PewDiePie sucks Cocomelon - Nursery Rhymes sucks SET India sucks 5-Minute Crafts sucks WWE sucks ✿ Kids Diana Show sucks Zee Music Company sucks
Aareon
Aareon Пре 12 дана
the first part of the psychic vampire repellent list before love is basically the Steven Universe cast
Wario 1991
Wario 1991 Пре 12 дана
Best doom game ever 10:19
Klymahnn
Klymahnn Пре 12 дана
When you go on the Snake Oil's Wikipedia page, in the "See also" section there's Goop ahahaha
Lews Therin Telamon
Lews Therin Telamon Пре 6 дана
As of the 24th of November, 2020 this is actually true, what a bunch of madlads
Erik Larsen
Erik Larsen Пре 12 дана
Goop is an SNL parody come to life
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